It's now official: we can't organise a piss-up in a brewery!
BTW - I saw you in Manchester. Did you see me? I was disguised as the person they pay my salary to.
Noooo! Really...were you there? Honestly? Did you speak to me? Did I sound knowledgable? Did I look really fat in that dress?
You were friendly.
Arrrgghhhh....I am crippled with curiosity. Did I discuss having been rejected for a job in Helminthdale many moons ago...was that you?
Don't worry, no it's not. What a blow to your self-esteem that would have been!
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It's now official: we can't organise a piss-up in a brewery!
BTW - I saw you in Manchester. Did you see me? I was disguised as the person they pay my salary to.
Noooo! Really...were you there? Honestly? Did you speak to me? Did I sound knowledgable? Did I look really fat in that dress?
You were friendly.
Arrrgghhhh....I am crippled with curiosity. Did I discuss having been rejected for a job in Helminthdale many moons ago...was that you?
Don't worry, no it's not. What a blow to your self-esteem that would have been!
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